I. Can't.

I've seen a few episodes of Girl Code (which I think is hilarious and spot on) and they do little segments of "I can't" which I thought 'that would be a good blog post.'

fedoras, I can't.

long hair on guys, I can't.

guys wearing scarfs as a fashionable thing (as in, they're not standing outside in a blizzard) (and even then it's not my fav), I can't.

Twilight, I can't.

Miley Cyrus and Lady GaGa, I can't.

when girls dress slutty and then get pissed that guys are checking them out, I can't.

selfies (that aren't in snapchat form), I can't.

duck face, I can't.

the smell of cigarette smoke, I can't.

dirty couches and couch pull out beds, I can't.

cheating, being cheated on, or cheating with, I can't.

Fantasy Football, Week 1.

this week in Fantasy Football...

RGIII (or Grif as I've been calling him) did not do as well as I hoped. he started out crappy and was scaring the hell outta me. (that's when I decided to call him Grif, cause to have a cool nickname you better be damn good, and he was not living up to the RG3.) luckily he came back and got me some points, otherwise I would have lost. Reggie Bush and Owen Daniels exceeded my expectations. next week I'm nervous about starting Grif, I might put in Andrew Luck. we'll see. and I'm trying to get someone else for Floyd, he's just not cutting it for me.


RGIII:: 21.56
Marques Colston:: 12.80
Malcolm Floyd:: 4.70
Stevie Johnson:: 9.90
Marshawn Lynch:: 5.20
Reggie Bush:: 25.10
Owen Daniels:: 18.70
Phil Dawson:: 10
New England:: 5

total:: 112.96
my opponent total:: 103.62

week 1:: win, 1-0.

life lately

I haven't posted much lately. I've been busy. dog sitting, school, work, having a social life, etc.

here's what I've been up to...


first up, I went to the Indians game last Wednesday with Erin. we had a blast. we grabbed a few happy hour margs at my favorite mexican restaurant Zocalo before hand. during the game we made lots of friends with the people around us, it was fun and funny. Erin and I both got towels that they were throwing out, which is a good thing cause Erin ended up spilling some of her drink all over my leg and a little on the guy in front of us. oh, and my boys won!

secondly, Friday night I went to Panini's with Erin, Janel, and Diana where we had a few dranks before meeting up with Tyler and two of his buddies in Downtown Willoughby. it was a good time, but we stayed out pretty late and I had to open Beans the next morning.

which brings me to this past weekend. I opened Beans running on not even 4 hours of sleep. after work I went to a clambake my neighbors had, then Erin came over to make a few cds, then it was over to Randy and Melissa's for some drinking games. Team Lane dominated at the drinking game hockey. and Melis and I figured out I was up for 40 hours. (my record is 41 hours.) overall it was a pretty good weekend, time well spent.

Sunday was spent watching my Browns lose their first game, and checking my fantasy points. here's to another week of school and work- but there is the added bonus of Chicken Nugget Day and the Keith Urban concert. plus, I get to watch little Lo-baby Saturday night.. she's the best.

have a great week, folks!

BB10

I'm super excited that Judd is back in. pumped that Elissa was HoH and now GM is. and glad Aaryn is finally out. and Zing Bot came back, I look forward to the zings every season.


Amanda:: you're going home. you're a bully, a bitch, and a complete ignorant fuck. America hates you, and I cannot wait for you to find that out. I cannot wait to hear all the boos they yell at you when you walk through that door. you disgust me.

Andy:: you're a floater. that's all I really have for you.

Elissa:: I love that you don't stoop to Amanda's level. keep your head up, you're a good player.

GM:: congrats on the HoH. and thank you for having the balls to put up Amanda and Crea. thank you thank you thank you.

Judd:: welcome back, buddy!! I hope you go all the way.

Crea:: congrats on the veto. stop crying. say byebye to Amanda.

Spencer:: you're still hanging on. keep doing what you're doing.


HoH:: GM
nominated:: Amanda and Crea
eviction:: I think Amanda will be sent packing;

The Great Geauga County Fair

this past weekend was my county's fair. it's the oldest fair in Ohio, so that's kinda cool. I guess.

anyways...

I spent most of my time with a little furball named, Adidas. she's twelve years old, and still quite active.

but I did venture to the fair for some food and country music Friday night with Erin, Janel, and Tyler. it was a good time. I got a funnel cake with peanut butter and chocolate drizzled over top. it was so phenom. and then I got some kettle corn which I shared with everyone. that was good too. I love me some fair food. after walking around and stuffing our faces, we watched Chris Higbee perform. he's a country guy trying to make it in the business. he was really good though. I already purchased a few of his songs. thanks iTunes.

after the fair, we stopped at a local bar called Cabanas for a few dranks. Tyler and I played a few more games of corn hole, which I lost. the boards were kinda damp and what not so I don't think the games should count. but I still owe him two beers, unfortunately.

Sunday I watched way too many movies. like, no one should ever watch that many movies in one day ever. so to get me outta the house I went over to Erins for a bit, we made popcorn and talked, and maybe watched a movie. maybe. okay, we did. but I can't resist The Proposal.

Erin making stove top popcorn

so nothing too eventful going on over here. how's y'all lives going??