round one was a bigger hit than I thought it would be. then again, my family is pretty damn entertaining.
so, without further ado, I give you...
"it was a lot better than future past ones" - Dad
"dammit, I forgot to tweet about Christmas!" - Mom
"Mom, it's 2014" - Brian
"I hate goats, they should all die" -Mom
honorable mention from my friend Carrie: "I can only day drink so much in a field"
and again, some more from my coworker (all from the same guy)
"so I had an imaginary conversation with you earlier"
"*something in French* it means lovely willow tree. just kidding, it means my small cheese omelet"
"I bought it at Hot Topic, got judged by some guy in a bunny suit.. it was one of the weirder days"
"I'm like a goldfish with eating deviled eggs"
me: "is there a Kwanza station?" H: "yea, it's 107.9" (where we live 107.9 is a rap station.)
and from another coworker...
"Cassie, I can picture you going to Spain and dancing all the time"
hope everyone has a great New Years Eve and a phenom 2014!
Hahahah 107.9, love it. And I love your mom, seriously.
ReplyDeleteLOL my mom would totally say that.
ReplyDeleteYour family is hilarious! Have a happy 2014!
ReplyDelete"I hate goats, they should all die" -Mom just became my hero!
ReplyDeleteLOL at your mom! My 70-year-old mom sent me a text before Christmas that just said "Thirsty Dog Twelve Dogs of Christmas beer."
ReplyDeleteMe: "What about it?"
Mom: "Crack beer. Supposed to be really good if you can find it."
Me: "I'm sorry. Did you just say 'crack beer?'"