Wednesday, November 13, 2013
things my family says (1)
phrases that have been spoken by my family members, that I found hilarious... enjoy.
"I was in World War Nam" - Dad
"Brad, I know what my Christmas costume is" - Brian (Halloween?)
*power goes out* "is this the terrorists?" - Mom
"I just like to dance" - Mom
me: "what do we have light in the fridge?" Brian: "Miller"
Dad: "what's shit-take" me: "it's shiitake, as in, shiitake mushrooms"
Mom: "what's the song they play before sporting events?" Brian: "we are the champions" me: "it's the National Anthem"
"what are all these odors I'm smelling" - Dad (it was perfume)
me: "it's no shave November" Mom: "what's that for? testicular?" Brian: "it's for breast cancer"
"I'm blind, but I see deer" - Dad
and a few from my co-worker cause they're just too funny not to share...
"do you want this greek yogurt I had in my pocket?" - H
H: "twerk for Brad Paisley" me: "this isn't even Brad" H: "you're not even Brad!"
"if today taught me anything, it's that I haven't had whiskey in way too long" - H