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I want to be real. I want this blog to reflect who I am whether people like it or not. so from here on out my word choice will be a tad different. in real life I don't really swear that much unless I'm drunk.. but in my mind I swear all the time, I just don't speak it. usually as I'm typing I think swear words in my mind but I left them out to be considerate. but right now I don't give a damn. if I think it, it's coming out. 

story time tommy::
stressed is desserts spelled backwards.
good thing I ate a shit-ton of candy earlier.. cause otherwise I'd explode.
my friends got me a bunch of candy when I got my braces off it's been a week bee-tea-dubs (that's my way of saying by the way) anyways like I already say I ate way too much of it today. I couldn't help myself, it was so good. but. I'm glad I did.
I just had to do an online quiz, so I'm totally acing it and complete the whole damn thing thirty minutes and hit submit, and boom. nothing but a stupid effen message that says you've been logged out and our stupid effen website cannot complete the submission. so I panic. re-sign-in. and go look to see if it somehow went through. it didn't. awesome. sweet. love it. luckily, we get to take the quiz twice so I still had another opportunity to do it. but of course the questions aren't the same, and now I'm pissed at the stupid effen website. and terrified it's going to happen again. I re-take the quiz. hit submit. it goes through. thank the Lord. or all my candy would be gone.
moral of the story, candy solves everything. right, Randy?

That Wedding

 Goodreads says::

The gorgeous engagement ring on my finger mimics my happiness. I feel so sparkly, glittery, and full of promise, because I absolutely know he's that boy. The boy I want to marry. My prince. My happily ever after. But then our pastor starts asking lots of questions. His parents say I haven’t dealt with my past. I have horrible wedding disaster dreams. I can’t find the perfect dress. I have to manipulate him to get my way. An old boyfriend asks me to run away with him. My best friend says I'm going to ruin everything. And forever starts to sound like a really long time. Which totally freaks me out and makes me question everything I know. Should best friends get married? Will my past affect our relationship? Are my horrible dreams a warning? Will I ever find a dress? Could his sexiness be clouding my judgment? Am I going to ruin everything? Or is it just a case of cold feet? And then I have to decide. Am I willing to give up on true love forever, or am I going to listen to my heart and marry him?

I say::

eh. I liked That Boy way more. this was actually very sexual. way more than anyone would have ever guessed or imagined or thought. I found that odd. it dragged on in the middle, I actually stopped reading it for a few weeks then figured I might as well finish it. so I did. the ending was good. the rest of it, eh. quick read though. I give it a B-.

1. If you were going to be stuck on a deserted island, which 5 books, movies, people, and foods would you take along?

I would bring my family. books:: PS, I Love You ; The Hunger Games Trilogy ; and a few I haven't read yet but want to read like Safe Haven ; The Lucky One ; and something Carol//Mary Higgins Clark. movies:: The Sandlot, Remember the Titans, The Proposal, The 'Burbs, and either Just Friends or Source Code. food:: hamburgers, chicken nuggets, skyline chili, ice cream, and hot sauce.

2. What is your thought on year round school?

in the words of Dane Cook, "fuck that, I quit."

3. What is your most embarrassing potty story?

hmm, I have two. that aren't really embarrassing but definitely funny. 1) peeing in the woods at a concert with Brian's ex-girlfriend  and these guys started walking over and saying retarded things so I yelled at them. 2) I was at a house party of a friend's friend and the only bathroom had a door to the garage and a door to the house neither of them locked. so my two friends and I had to barricade the doors when someone had to pee.

4. What's the temperature where you are?

in my room it's a solid 68 degrees, thank you heater. outside it's 32 and dropping fast according to my phone.

5. Are you a winter/spring/fall/summer person?

fall and summer. I love how fun the summer is.. bonfires, concerts, etc. but it's so damn hot. and then I love the fall weather, football, leaves changing color, etc. but that leads to winter.


life is good